Not an ugly baby

Among the many classic episodes of Seinfeld is "The Hamptons," where the gang sees the ugly baby. I haven't seen many babies, but I know ours won't be ugly! No doubt he will be incredibly handsome.

Here are some other confirmed qualities and qualifications:

• He is already a better rebounder than anyone on the Boston Celtics
• He is already more qualified to be president than Donald Trump (and has better hair, too)
• He already has more phone numbers than Dylan McKay
• He has already been selected for Vag Mosca's Mathcounts team
• He is already taller than Ben Helfand and bigger than Matt Freedman
• He has already beaten United
• He already has a cooler Twitter handle than his aunts
• He has already been invited to collaborate with Nicky Jam
• He already runs a more efficient training session than Hartshorne
• He already has a more colorful wardrobe than Michael Serino
• He is already endorsed by 9 out of 10 dentists
• The Most Interesting Man in the World asks him for advice
• While you were reading this he already rigged your bag to the desk faster than Levine or Costello ever could

And clearly he is also already a better writer than his father!

Seinfeld - The Ugly Baby from JR Chicago on Vimeo.

Second in a series about the upcoming birth of #lilmill